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The Pornosseuse Report
Created on 2006-01-10 17:18:05 (#9225627), last updated 2008-10-03
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Basic Info| Name: | The Pornosseuse |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 05-01 |
| Location: | Ebène City, Savanne, Mauritius |
| Website: | The Pornosseuse Report |
BioWhat is a Pornosseuse, you might be asking yourself. Well, allow me to supply you with a definition:
por·nos·seuse (pôr'n
-s
s') n.
a female who is a connoisseur of pornography, especially the classics
So, like many American teenagers, pornography came into my life when I was young through Cinemax at two in the morning. Once I was old enough and attending college a thousand miles away from my parents, I grabbed a couple of friends and we went to Sheer Pleasures in Schenectady where we bought Young Boners, a tape of gay skits with the shittiest sound track known to man. It was amusing, sure, but I didn't feel the need to write up reviews of the pornography until I saw Lord of the G-Strings one late night in the summer. It was only then that I knew it was my destiny to become the Pornosseuse.
It was kind of a joke between myself and my friends at first, but after my comprehensive report on Debbie Does Dallas, I felt it was time to spread the joy to a large audience. There are a few notes, however:
1. NONE of the entries will be work-safe. They all contain screen-caps from the pornographies reviewed, so there is nudity and extremely, well, pornographic content.
2. You should be over 18 to view this, or however old the age is in your country.
3. These reviews are not at all serious or anything, but if you're not wanting the "plot" of the movie to be revealed, you might not want to read the reports. They're quite comprehensive.
4. If you have a movie you'd like reviewed, just leave a comment about it. I only write about pornos that attempt plots though, so keep that in mind when you make a request. I really like 1970s porno.
5. My source for pornography is URentDVDs. They have a huge selection and great prices. If you decide to sign up, please use the referral code 175102-40852 and I'll get a free month of rentals. More free months, more random pornography reviews.
6. As much as everyone would like to think, I'm not a girl who puts out and I don't like pornography because it's erotic or hot. In fact, I'm not even remotely turned on by pornography. Don't try to pick me up, don't try to correct my information on the entries, et cetera. This is for fun and I do it because I enjoy sarcasm and have an amusing relationship with pornography. Just enjoy it, guys.
Hope you'll enjoy the show.
por·nos·seuse (pôr'n
-ss') n.a female who is a connoisseur of pornography, especially the classics
So, like many American teenagers, pornography came into my life when I was young through Cinemax at two in the morning. Once I was old enough and attending college a thousand miles away from my parents, I grabbed a couple of friends and we went to Sheer Pleasures in Schenectady where we bought Young Boners, a tape of gay skits with the shittiest sound track known to man. It was amusing, sure, but I didn't feel the need to write up reviews of the pornography until I saw Lord of the G-Strings one late night in the summer. It was only then that I knew it was my destiny to become the Pornosseuse.
It was kind of a joke between myself and my friends at first, but after my comprehensive report on Debbie Does Dallas, I felt it was time to spread the joy to a large audience. There are a few notes, however:
2. You should be over 18 to view this, or however old the age is in your country.
3. These reviews are not at all serious or anything, but if you're not wanting the "plot" of the movie to be revealed, you might not want to read the reports. They're quite comprehensive.
4. If you have a movie you'd like reviewed, just leave a comment about it. I only write about pornos that attempt plots though, so keep that in mind when you make a request. I really like 1970s porno.
5. My source for pornography is URentDVDs. They have a huge selection and great prices. If you decide to sign up, please use the referral code 175102-40852 and I'll get a free month of rentals. More free months, more random pornography reviews.
6. As much as everyone would like to think, I'm not a girl who puts out and I don't like pornography because it's erotic or hot. In fact, I'm not even remotely turned on by pornography. Don't try to pick me up, don't try to correct my information on the entries, et cetera. This is for fun and I do it because I enjoy sarcasm and have an amusing relationship with pornography. Just enjoy it, guys.
Hope you'll enjoy the show.
ConnectInterests (22):
70s porno, bambi woods, behind the green door, boners, debbie does dallas, deep throat, devil in miss jones, enormous cocks, ginger lynn, harry reems, hentai, john c. holmes, linda lovelace, midget goes hawaiian, midget porn, misty beethoven, natural breasts, porno groove, pornography, ron jeremy, san fernando jones, the temple of poon
External Services:
 | pornosseuse@livejournal.com |
Schools:
Mariners Elementary School - Newport Beach, CACarden Hall Elementary and Junior High School - Newport Beach, CA (1962 - 1963)
Newport Harbor High School - Newport Beach, CA (1970 - 1974)
University of Southern California - Los Angeles, CA (1974 - 1978)
Vanderbilt University - Nashville, TN (1978 - 1980)
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